Costumes I Have Worn

  1. Statue of Liberty (age 5)
  2. Graduate (age 10)
  3. Pizza Hut delivery person (age 11)
  4. Fashion police (ages 17 and 21)
  5. Music City Tourist (age 19)
  6. Jenny from Forest Gump (age 20)
  7. Deviled Egg (age 28)
  8. Sarah Palin as Maverick (age 30)
  9. Lena Dunham dressed as a Planned Parenthood Doctor (this year)