EXCUSES FOR NONAVAILABILITY

If you're turning someone down, at least get creative with it.
  1. "That's when my Dog Walking training begins"
  2. "I need no distractions in my quest to find Tupac's killer"
  3. "Recently I was diagnosed with scoliosis & I think a relationship will really just tip my life imbalanced"
  4. "Bathing my ferret that night"
  5. "Dedicating my life to the art of linguini"
  6. "You should do that alone! You'd be awesome at it"