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  1. 1.
    I was the kid who took your order over the drive through speaker.
  2. 2.
    Bed Bath and Beyond
    I rang out a lot of towels and stocked a lot of shelves.
  3. 3.
    Preschool Teacher
    I wiped noses for pay.
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  1. Trophy Wife
    Hot husband who totally supports my adoration for sitting, lounging, and wearing yoga pants.
  2. Professional Puppy Cuddler
  3. Novelist
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  1. When someone tries to give you parenting advice, examine their children.... Do they suck? Then definitely don't take their advice.
  2. Make sure you fall in love with your best friend.
  3. Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
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  1. Because this feels a lot like one of Ryan Howard's grand schemes, and I want to get behind that.
  2. Because WUPHF wasn't available.
  3. Because @bjnovak wrote The Book with No Pictures and as a teacher, I love anything that gets kids excited about text.