Best advice I've ever received

  1. When someone tries to give you parenting advice, examine their children.... Do they suck? Then definitely don't take their advice.
  2. Make sure you fall in love with your best friend.
  3. Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.
  4. Stop acting like you want things so badly. That's when they come to you.
  5. Don't be a douche.