1. Trophy Wife
    Hot husband who totally supports my adoration for sitting, lounging, and wearing yoga pants.
  2. Professional Puppy Cuddler
  3. Novelist
  4. Secret Shopper
    I'd never spend my own money and they'd value my opinions and expertise so highly that I'd get to keep whatever I bought.
  5. Wine Taster
  6. Mattress Tester
    I'd just sleep on luxurious mattresses and give snarky opinions.