REASONS I DON'T HAVE MY OWN LIST OR IF I DO IT SUCKS

Aka disclaimer
  1. I have trouble organizing my thoughts
  2. Chuck Klosterman told me you don't really want my opinion so I can say whatever I want
  3. I bet Chuck Klosterman makes awesome lists
  4. When I developed a crush on Chuck Klosterman, I developed a whole new Type. Thank him.
    Especially you, Danish Chuck Klosterman.
  5. Where is that guy?
  6. I don't know if I've had coco puffs before. I like cereal, could I write a book about it? Probably not. Maybe my next list.
  7. Hungry