REASONS WHY LAURYN DRIVES ME INSANE
- •Sometimes she's too lazy to be my friend."I would hang out, but I'd rather take a nap."
- •She refuses to get her driver's license."Can you pick me up?"
- •She keeps trying to get me to read non-fiction."Branch out, Jules!"
- •She reads things aloud to me and refuses to let me read them myself."It'll be real quick."
- •Her bare feetNot just bare feet, but bare feet waving around in the air