REASONS WHY LAURYN DRIVES ME INSANE

  1. Sometimes she's too lazy to be my friend.
    "I would hang out, but I'd rather take a nap."
  2. She refuses to get her driver's license.
    "Can you pick me up?"
  3. She keeps trying to get me to read non-fiction.
    "Branch out, Jules!"
  4. She reads things aloud to me and refuses to let me read them myself.
    "It'll be real quick."
  5. Her bare feet
    Not just bare feet, but bare feet waving around in the air