According to a little old lady at work.
  1. Today she ordered a donut from Dunkin' Donuts & .."the frosting was at the bottom of the bag, who wants a donut with frosting on the bottom? AMERICA! All you can do is pray about it"
  2. People drive too fast in the parking lot. All nationalities, but especially one in particular. She could've gotten splashed with a puddle.. She didn't.. But she could have.
    I was too afraid to ask about which specific nationality this old white lady was hinting at ..
  3. A week ago she got a taco from Taco Bell & they forgot her sour cream. Everyone just wants to take her money & run with it.
    All jokes aside that is fucked up. Sour cream is essentially the most important part of the taco