8 THINGS THAT YOU SAY TO DOGS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO HUMANS

  1. "You love attention, don't you, girl?!"
  2. "Oh, you're crazy, aren't you?!"
  3. "No, not in the house. Go make poop outside."
  4. "Play dead."
  5. "If you roll over, I'll give you a treat."
  6. "Okay, buddy, time to get neutered!"
  7. "Look: they're humping!"
  8. "Stop licking yourself."