I'LL BUM YOU A CIG IF

and only if one or more of
  1. pretty girl
    and it's not some contract...here lemme light it for you!
  2. homeless
    but i better not find out you aren't
  3. annoying
    now leave me alone
  4. catches me in good mood
    you lucky fuck
  5. threatens me
    ok here, jesus
  6. beat/at end of leash/so done
    "i needed this"
  7. looks like me
    i like you you're a good guy
  8. who i want to die sooner
    may be the Camel that broke the...
  9. gives me a dollar
    nice doing business
  10. steals it out of my hand
    i remember you i will find you this is not over