WHAT I AM WEARING TODAY, ALONG WITH 10 OTHER BASIC BITCHES ON THE TRAIN

  1. Green coat
    a "military parka," if you will
  2. Black skinny jeans
  3. Booties
  4. Black leather shoulder bag
  5. Help
  6. If my skinny jeans have zippers, does that make me less basic?
  7. If I'm listening to Blood on the Leaves, does that make me more of an individual?
  8. If all 4 of these items were bought on sale, am I more human than these people?
  9. If I read The List App's news coverage instead of the Skimm, am I less of a slave to the system?
  10. HELP