About to enter the work force. Inspired by @andersun
  1. Keep your expectations low.
  2. You will have to introduce yourself multiple times.
  3. Do the best you can with your work wardrobe.
  4. Expect to have at least one bitchy coworker.
  5. Expect criticism, it may be harsh but just roll with it until you get established.
  6. Expect more bad days than good in the beginning.
  7. Expect to eat shit sometimes. 😔 it happens to everyone.
  8. Learn to work with others. Lots of different personalities, moods and work styles. Try to work with them not against them.
  9. Don't give excuses to your boss. Just tell them when it will be done.
  10. You will have to get someone coffee. Eventually one day someone will get you coffee so remember these days.
  11. Keep making suggestions and offering ideas. Don't get discouraged.
  12. When the shit hits the fan stay calm. No crying in public. Find a private spot (restroom) splash water on your face and get back to work. You will be fine.
  13. You will feel like this at least once a month in the beginning. It's normal.
  14. Good luck! It gets better.