Five Photos on my Phone, Chosen at Random

Inspired by 1000+ listers
  1. "I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea. But I never heard of this Joe Mayo. And frankly... it sounds made up."
  2. "If it were socially acceptable I would drape myself in velvet"
  3. "This cat dislikes me so much.... I find it irresistible." A cat that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime."
  4. "Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me."
  5. "Oh no you've got to go downtown George. It's all downtown just like the song says." "The song?" "There's your answer. Downtown"