How I am Not an adult

Because who am I kidding....
  1. 1.
    I am very afraid of needles. When I have blood drawn I can't even watch.
    Hence the no piercings/tattoos thing.
  2. 2.
    I eat cereal for dinner.
    And candy for dessert.
  3. 3.
    My floors are filthy.
    Dust, lint, and dog hair are basically my rugs. Can swifter please send me one of those big green boxes?
  4. 4.
    There is log cabin syrup on my keyboard.
    I just deal with the stickiness.
  5. 5.
    I wear concert and graphic T-shirts to work.
  6. 6.
    I don't know when to use affect or effect, who or whom etc....
  7. 7.
    I can't help anyone with homework.
    See above.
  8. 8.
    I still like stickers and glitter nail polish.
    I am too old to be shopping at Urban Outfitters.
  9. 9.
    I can't fold a fitted sheet.
    I just roll them up and throw them in the closet.
  10. 10.
    I bite my cuticles. I know it is disgusting. It's a nerves thing.
    Since every manicurist scolds me I feel this qualifies.
  11. 11.
    I have turned many white shirts/sweaters pinkish in the laundry.
    Fuck.
  12. 12.
    I think fart, dick and poop jokes are funny.
    I have the sense of humor of an 11 year old.
  13. 13.
    Clueless on kitchen utensils. My Useless kitchen utensils ranked.
  14. 14.
    I can not gift wrap.