How to Be ME in 5 Easy Steps

Inspired by @biz
  1. Give every Uber 5 stars no matter how many wrong turns they make and how badly the car smells.
    "Sir please turn right here" " You need to make a right up here" and finally " You missed my block!" "Stop here!" Also those plug in air fresheners do not eliminate odors.
  2. Drink ice coffee all day.
    Yet have no problem falling asleep. It's my only talent.
  3. Avoid eye contact in all elevators.
    It creeps me out to look up. I always keep my head down.
  4. Give someone directions on the street.
    Big difference between Broadway and West Broadway. Also Irving place does not exist south of 14th street.
  5. Share an apple with Lulu.
    Everyday we share a Granny Smith Apple.