How to Be ME in 5 Easy Steps
Inspired by @biz
- •Give every Uber 5 stars no matter how many wrong turns they make and how badly the car smells."Sir please turn right here" " You need to make a right up here" and finally " You missed my block!" "Stop here!" Also those plug in air fresheners do not eliminate odors.
- •Drink ice coffee all day.Yet have no problem falling asleep. It's my only talent.
- •Avoid eye contact in all elevators.It creeps me out to look up. I always keep my head down.
- •Give someone directions on the street.Big difference between Broadway and West Broadway. Also Irving place does not exist south of 14th street.
- •Share an apple with Lulu.Everyday we share a Granny Smith Apple.