My Useless kitchen utensils ranked.

As I reached in my kitchen drawer tonight for the wine bottle opener ( which should just be worn in a holster at all times) I realized what the fuck is all this other shit I own.
  1. 10.
    Vegetable Peeler
    I can't remember the last time I looked for this. Everything comes ready to cook/eat now.
  2. 9.
    For a split second I thought this was a tiny meat pounder. Then I remembered a very brief time where I thought it might be fun to muddle shit. Yeah right.
  3. 8.
    Meat thermometer.
    These come free when you buy a precooked turkey or ham from so I have like 15. I really need to throw them out.
  4. 7.
    Corn cob holders
    Whomever gave these to me obviously regifted them. I hate corn on the cob!
  5. 6.
    Why the fuck do I own this?
  6. 5.
    Basting Brush
    I truly have no idea where this came from or what it is used for.
  7. 4.
    Soup ladle.
    That fact that I couldn't even spell Ladle is proof I don't need one. I believe this was part of a set.
  8. 3.
    Cheese knives
    Who ever gave these to me is probably dead now. Who thinks this is a good gift?
  9. 2.
    Salad spoons.
  10. 1.
    Ice cream scoop
    Who the hell scoops ice cream? You just grab a spoon and eat.