As I reached in my kitchen drawer tonight for the wine bottle opener ( which should just be worn in a holster at all times) I realized what the fuck is all this other shit I own.
  1. Vegetable Peeler
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    I can't remember the last time I looked for this. Everything comes ready to cook/eat now.
  2. Muddler
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    For a split second I thought this was a tiny meat pounder. Then I remembered a very brief time where I thought it might be fun to muddle shit. Yeah right.
  3. Meat thermometer.
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    These come free when you buy a precooked turkey or ham from freshdirect.com so I have like 15. I really need to throw them out.
  4. Corn cob holders
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    Whomever gave these to me obviously regifted them. I hate corn on the cob!
  5. Baster
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    Why the fuck do I own this?
  6. Basting Brush
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    I truly have no idea where this came from or what it is used for.
  7. Soup ladle.
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    That fact that I couldn't even spell Ladle is proof I don't need one. I believe this was part of a set.
  8. Cheese knives
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    Who ever gave these to me is probably dead now. Who thinks this is a good gift?
  9. Salad spoons.
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  10. Ice cream scoop
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    Who the hell scoops ice cream? You just grab a spoon and eat.