Stuff I want but don't need from Fresh

  1. 1.
    Because I need to know what a $32 lemon chess pie tastes like. They also have chocolate.
  2. 2.
    Because they look really weird.
  3. 3.
    I plan to use this as perfume.
  4. 4.
    Because they fused the words banana and vanilla together!
  5. 5.
    Because everything tastes better in pizza slice shape.
  6. 6.
    I just want this for decorative purposes only. It's like if Pottery Barn made alcohol.
  7. 7.
    I could use a very low maintenance pet.
  8. 8.
    My bottom really needs soothing!
  9. 9.
    Because it is so stupid.
  10. 10.
    These are for display only. Too pretty. Do not touch.
  11. 11.
    I 💜 purple anything.
  12. 12.
    I love foraged food.
  13. 13.
    It is so much easier to cook road kill pre cleaned. Shit, its out of stock.
  14. 14.
    They are described as mesmerizing.