Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. Gave up @list for Lent.
  2. On Spring Break.
  3. Grounded with no internet.
  4. Is actually @ChrisK who as we all know has gone missing.
  5. In rehab.
  6. Fell overboard and now has amnesia. See Goldie Hawn movie.
  7. In prison.
  8. Dropped dead.
  9. Working for @bjnovak 's archenemy on copy cat version of list app.
  10. * Just noticed I was right! 🤣