What's the Story With This Bra?

I noticed this about a block away from my house a few days ago. Thought instead of trying to write a list myself perhaps you guys can suggest some theories on how it got here.
  1. Here is the bra. It's blue and purple with small rhinestones. Looks fairly new.
    Can't wait to read your suggestions!
  2. Probably something similar to how my underwear got in the street in high school... UNDERWEAR IN THE STREET
    Suggested by   @AliciaNF26
  3. Some chick was like, "Today I'm not even gonna wait til I get home to take my bra off!"
    Suggested by   @kate81
  4. That's what I used to tie @ChrisK up with in my basement. The bad news is, it looks like he got out. The good news is, hopefully he'll start listing again (but not about how miserable it was to be held captive in my basement).
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  5. It's cute.. But it's underwire.
    My guess is a gal went out to party and have dranks with her friends and by the time she left the club that damn underwire was digging into her skin so it had to get gone. Bye!
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  6. I was fucking in my ex's car in front his family's house before his grandma's birthday dinner.
    I forgot to put it back on, and when I opened the door, I guess it fell on the curb. I kinda need it back.
    Suggested by   @olive
  7. Run away! It's one of those PokéLures! Set by post-teenage boy-men!
    Suggested by   @PeteOnEarth