Just my opinion
  1. The phrase "New Year, New You"
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    Because the old me sucked?
  2. The never ending commercials for cruise ship vacations.
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    Dramamine much?
  3. "Shape Up for 2017" Why, because my shape was down all last year?
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    PS why am I getting Redbook in the mail? Who did this to me?
  4. My Neighbors won't take down their outdoor lights and Christmas decorations.
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  5. When it snows the city and everyone else dumps piles of industrial salt everywhere. It makes a huge mess and is painful on Lulu's paws. If you buy this stuff please consider the pet safe version.
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  6. The dry cold air is killing my nose. My entire life is Kleenex right now.
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  7. Resolutions.
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  8. Tax Season is suddenly thrust upon us with Jon Hamm & donuts from H&R Block.
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    Bonus *No actual refunds till after February 15th. 😡
  9. Award show season.... aka another opportunity for celebrities to congratulate and flaunt themselves.
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    "The Dude" knows all
  10. More Oprah and her Weight Watchers commercials.
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    Does she think we don't know she owns a % of Weight Watchers?