You Might Be Me If.....

In explanation format. Inspired by @veshecco 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
  1. "It's been leaking for a while now...."
  2. "Ugh I cut myself again"
  3. "I'm not sure if that is poop or chocolate."
  4. "I couldn't figure it out so I just threw it away."
  5. "Oh I bumped into the door knob, desk drawer or coffee table."
  6. "Oh yeah I couldn't get into it."
  7. "Oh I never use it. I don't need it."
  8. "It sounds boring."
  9. "I think they're fucking with you."
  10. "I have no idea what you are talking about. Sorry"
  11. "No thank you"
  12. "I dying to try that"
  13. "Meh, it wasn't that great."