MY CATS FAVORITE TOYS RIGHT NOW

Despite the fact that I have spent way too much money on a variety of adorable, safe, self play toys- my idiots cats, Poptart and Pancake, will only play with the following:
  1. A ricola cough drop
  2. A huge Williams Sonoma recyclable bag
  3. A camomile tea bag from trader joes
  4. A hair tie
  5. A thin 2 inch long twig