Thoughts While Waiting for My Flight

  1. Do I have time to pee?
  2. Who designed these chairs?
  3. If I take photos of the plane will my fellow passengers think I'm a terrorist?
  4. Why would I take photos of a plane?
  5. How many minutes til we board?
  6. This plane is so small. I hope there is room for my gigantic carry on.
  7. I hope they didn't lose my luggage.
  8. Do I have time to pee?