DATES I'VE BEEN ON (IN FIVE WORDS OR LESS)

Inspired by @meg1
  1. Didn't know we'd be chaperoned
  2. First kiss: Harold & Maude
  3. Trolley rides in San Francisco
  4. His dad owned monkey island
  5. Carved our initials, his idea
  6. Thought we were being followed
  7. Sexual favors under the stars
  8. His roommate watched child porn
  9. Stood up by a comedian
  10. Drove two hours for THIS?
  11. Wanted me to edit poems