FRIEND BREAKUPS SUCK

  1. Even more than romantic breakups. It's a fact.
  2. Like, who am I supposed to text about the unidentified body issue I'm having?
  3. Who am I supposed to text my neurotic worries to?
  4. Who am I supposed to text?
  5. This post on my Instagram discovery page is TOO good. [Ex-friend] is the only one who will appreciate it as much as I do. Maybe I can tag them in it? That's not weird right? Nope, the tagging rights are GONE.
  6. Aw, but I just remembered the funniest/sweetest thing. I should remind them about that time we [xyz]. NOPE.
  7. Can I call them about the problem I'm having? That's an exception, right? NOPE.
  8. But what about ice cream pre-games?
  9. What about always having someone to go to that party with?
  10. What about someone being there for bad date recovery?
  11. Nope.
  12. Friend breakups suck.