1. Occupy an entire booth/round table by myself
  2. Block someone online
  3. Enter the same coffee shop three times in one dag
  4. Call somebody ten times in a row when they're not answering
  5. Stare at attractive people in public
  6. Take selfies in my car
  7. Steal napkins from an establishment
  8. Eat the last cookie without asking if anyone else wants it