1. I'm doing this app wrong
    No one is reading it anyway.
  2. I'm not telling everyone I love them enough
    Everyone knows you love them. You tell them all the time.
  3. I shouldn't have asked him to coffee
    It was a good idea. He was the one being weird about it.
  4. I shouldn't have gotten that drunk that one time
    Okay maybe true but the past is the past.
  5. People saw my tweet before I deleted it and thought it was dumb
    No one takes your tweets seriously.
  6. People think I'm dumb for deleting my tweets
    Nobody even notices.
  7. People think I'm dumb
    Who cares?
  8. I'm not writing enough
    Then write.
  9. I'm not reading enough
    Then read.