UNMARKETABLE SKILLS I HAVE

  1. Good at taking selfies
  2. Almost never wrong when it comes to song lyrics
  3. Know tons of random, useless trivia
  4. Great at making playlists
  5. Expert at turning off alarms without waking up
  6. Can make a dessert out of almost anything
  7. If above fails, great at convincing other people they want to go out for dessert
  8. Extremely good at finding people's secret writing blogs
  9. Guessing the next Pantone color of the year
  10. Can recall own tweets, no matter how old, verbatim