• 0

  • 0

  • 0

  1. 1.
    The Master
  2. 2.
    There Will Be Blood
  3. 3.
    Punch-Drunk Love
4 more...
I hate geography! Especially state capitals! Here are my least favorite
  1. 6.
    Why is this even a capital!?
  2. 5.
  3. 4.
    Nebraska and Reno
    You gotta be kidding me!!
3 more...
I love putting my finger into things. Figured I'd lost some!
  1. This hole
  2. This hole
  3. Can't forget this one!
  4. And finally, hoooolle!!
Love naps, especially love songs about naps. Here are my favorites
  1. Nap nap on my titty
    Beyoncé did it again!
  2. Nap a dap doo
    Billy Joel you dog you!!
  3. Nap
    Can't forget this gem!
I love home appliances. Here are some of the best.
  1. 1.
    Make you wet
  2. 2.
    Vibrating dildo
    Make you hard
  3. 3.
    Vibrating double dildo
    Make you wet and hard
2 more...
I know a lot of Keiths and a lot of people have been asking who my favorites are. Well here it is!
  1. Keith Richards
    Snort yo daddy ashes!
  2. Keith Urban
    Oh Keith!!
  3. Keith Haring
    You know this guy!
  4. Keith the dog
    Good boy!
I love shapes. They inspire me. Here are my favorites.
  1. King Kong
    The legend!
  2. Abu
    Who doesn't love little Abu!
  3. Mighty joe young
    Very mighty
  4. Curious George
    So curious! They say it killed the cat but not this monkey!
  1. 1.
    dee dee dee
    Very funny joke. He goes "dee dee dee" to imply a person is a little stupid! Hahaha
  2. 2.
    If we build a wall whose gonna build it!?
    I think he took this from George Lopez who probably also took it from someone but this is a joke he does implying that if we were to build a wall on the border Mexicans would be the labor to build it
  3. 3.
    He's not actually Mexican
    Carlos mencia isn't his real name. It's Ned something. Pretty funny joke
2 more...