How to make a Chicago style hot dog

In celebration of chance 3, and as a test
  1. 1.
    All-Beef Frankfurter
    Steamed, boiled, or grilled (called char-dogs)
  2. 2.
    Poppy Seed Bun
  3. 3.
    Chopped White Onions
  4. 4.
    Tomatoes
    Sliced, wedged, but NEVER KETCHUP
  5. 5.
    Sport Peppers
  6. 6.
    A Dill Pickle Spear
    The whole damn thing
  7. 7.
    Sweet Pickle Relish
    With mint, if you can find it
  8. 8.
    A Dash of Celery Salt
  9. 9.
    And your favorite yellow mustard