NIALL IS STARTING A GOLF MANAGEMENT COMPANY SO HERE IS HOW THE REST OF MY LIFE WILL GO

  1. I will take a sudden interest in golf
  2. I will train rigorously
  3. Eventually I will become one of the best new talents
  4. The next step is to naturally sign with Niall's golf management team
  5. I will meet Niall and charm him
  6. Niall and I will start to date
  7. I will marry Niall
  8. Together we will have four perfect children
  9. I'll grow old with Niall
  10. We will die holding hands a la the Notebook except without Alzheimer's