PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T BE IN MY BAD BLOOD VIDEO FOR A VALID REASON THAT I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN NOW

  1. She wouldn't be in my Bad Blood music video because 1. she knows I dont really like the song and she's better than this tune 2. Beyonce isn't in my video either so clearly I didn't include my two bffs 3. She would be in my "Perfect" music video where it's just the two of us tooling around in a luxury NYC apartment while being filmed in black and white. And also I'm a bad best friend who didn't put her in my video and I deserve to never be allowed to watch John Mulaney's New In Town again. IH8ME.
  2. Also Taylor didn't have her childhood BFF Abigail Anderson in her video!! Or her mom!! And you're both @alyssapoliti