THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN SEASON 6 OF GOSSIP GIRL THAT HAD ME YELLING

Major spoilers ahead... Also disclaimer, I'm well-aware that Gossip Girl is inherently ridiculous. These are just things I found to be extra ridiculous.
  1. Serena goes missing because no one - not even her mother - thought to contact her all summer long
  2. Nate dates a high school student
  3. Serena dates Nate's 17 year old girlfriend's father
  4. It's revealed that Serena's mom once slept with Nate's 17 year old girlfriend's father who is now Serena's boyfriend
  5. Bart Bass returns as a ruthless killer who tries to murder his own son
  6. Bart and Chuck fight on the roof while old-timey action movie music plays and I think it's one of Blair's dreams where she's in an old-fashion movie
  7. Nate proudly tells the police that his girlfriend is underage when they attempt to question them about Bart's death
  8. Chuck and Blair hide in a limo and run from the police
  9. Serena and Dan get married in Chuck and Blair's living room 👎
  10. Georgina and Uncle Jack end up together
  11. It's heavily implied that Nate becomes the mayor of New York City
    Nate is far too dim-witted for this position
  12. DAN IS GOSSIP GIRL AND SERENA HAS NO PROBLEM WITH IT AND MARRIES HIM ANYWAY
    Blair is the only one who has an appropriate reaction to this news