WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. A surgeon
    I used to tell my mom I wanted "to cut people's stomachs open" I'm surprised she kept me
  2. Hilary Duff
  3. Fashion designer
  4. Detective Olivia Benson
  5. Children's television writer.
    To be clear I meant for shows like iCarly, not shows like Dora the Explorer.
  6. Television writer