POSSIBLE TITLES FOR MY FUTURE MEMOIR
- •Lemon DropsEssays of my drunken escapades with my BFF
- •Jelly Beans and MinionsHow to live on candy and cartoons.
- •Are you for real?!?Questioning everything and everyone.
- •The Real Meaning of Netflix and ChillHow to nap during the day and binge watch tv at night. Solo.
- •Forever an Auntie, Never a MommyHow to love a baby and give them back to their parents at the end of the day.
- •Baking with WeedA cookbook for stoners
- •Bad ideas: Cocaine, Fuckboys, and High Heels.A compilation of essays about bad decisions in my shitty life.
- •Lonely Vodka NightsHow to be single and cool.