I went on 2 dates with this dude. I haven't heard from him in a week and a half. I just gave up hope. Warning: lots of cursing
  1. Who the fuck is texting me so late?!
    All my friends know I'm usually asleep by now.
  2. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
  3. Who does this asshole think he is?!
  4. This is booty call hour.
  5. I'm a fucking classy bitch.
  6. I do not do booty calls.
  7. I haven't heard from you in 1.5 weeks after a really fun date and you text me "Hey!" At 10:00pm??
  8. No sir!
  9. Fuck you!
  10. I am not answering back.
    Maybe tomorrow, but definitely not tonight.
  11. Fucking guys. Fucking idiots.
    They have no idea sometimes.