Five things I hated about United Airlines

My 15 hour flight from Los Angeles to Sydney
  1. It was 15 hours - surely jets go faster than that, that's why they are called jets
  2. Breakfast choice - Omlet or cereal with banana - that's not a choice
  3. Snack cart clearly stocked by random employee at 7 Eleven on way in to work - with 20 dollar max spend
  4. Ice cream sundaes were in fact lemon sorbet. Which asshole made the switch. Hot fudge does not go with lemon sorbet
  5. The pillows were unpillows. They were purposefully the worst pillows ever.