NO NO'S FOR WOMEN OVER 40

  1. Strapless dresses, your boobs are already hard enough to keep above your belly button
  2. Tanning beds, you're already getting wrinkled; don't make it worse. You'll just end up looking like an oomp loompa
  3. Leggings, ONLY exception is if you have a tunic that covers your ass
  4. Shopping at Forever 21, H&M, and Charlotte Russe. Just please, stay out, there is nothing in there for you
  5. Ombré your hair. Never ever do this for the sake of humanity
  6. Glittery eye shadow. It only pulls attention to your crow's feet and wrinkled eye lids