AUTOMATIC LEFT SWIPE ON TINDER

I'm a product of my generation.
  1. Reference in bio to How I Met Your Mother
    Terrible show, even worse obsessive fans
  2. Picture is of a vehicle
    I don't date machines, duh
  3. Uses lol in bio
    Something about that is so icky
  4. Only group pictures
    Annoying
  5. Has pictures of just his kids
    Super weird and sort of gross?
  6. Inspirational quote photoshopped in picture
    I don't want to be inspired
  7. "Nice Guy"
    Kill me
  8. "Looking for my Tinderella"
    Kill me again
  9. "Sick of all the stuck up bitches on here"
    Literally, just kill me please