I really think I'm pretty great but these character flaws of mine are extremely annoying
  1. I set 17 alarms every morning and sleep through the first 15. (I only know the other ones go off because I've been told how obnoxious it is.)
  2. I love to leave long, rambling voicemails. Though, to be fair, I also love receiving long rambling voice mails.
  3. I can be overly specific with requests (i.e. Please bring me a Coke, but only if it is from a fountain and in a styrofoam cup. Make sure the cup is filled halfway with ice, no less no more.) I would want to murder me.