CONVERSATION TOPICS FOR A BANK CHAIRMAN

True Life: rich dudes talk about $$$
  1. Re-sodding your lawn
  2. Re-upholstering your car seats
    "It's a BMW"
  3. Re-plating your white gold jewelry
    "You have to do it every year"
  4. Re-selling your house
    "It takes two years since the market is not for executives right now"
  5. Re-finishing your second floor
    "There will be a big TV"
  6. Re-affirming your commitment to the GOP
    "This country is in shambles"