JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS AN ADULT
It was proven that I am not
- •I don't have a wine opener in my houseBut I have one in my purse!
- •A coworker told me my hair was a "hot mess" todayI washed it for the first time in 4 days last night
- •I bought groceries SundayI've eaten out every single meal since
- •I'm co-hosting a housewarming partyThe invite was sent via Facebook
- •I woke up an hour early and listened to a podcastStill ended up being late to work
- •I started carpooling to work with my friend!We shit-talk the whoooollllllleeeee time
- •I'm trying to drink more water throughout the dayNow spending $$$ on la croix because normal water sucks
- •I pay for DVRStill mooch off my sister's HBO go account
- •I signed up to bring a pie for work's thanksgiving partyThen complained for days about having to go to the store to pick one up.
- •I have a bar cartStocked only with a nearly empty bottle of patron. ~Fancy~
- •I spend the majority of my day at workSneaking peeks at Twitter