I'm 24! Here my friends unknowingly weighed in on my progress over the past year. 🎉
  1. "Everything you own is nantucket brand"
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  2. "As much as I hate it, it's one of your staples.... Well that and sex hair."
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    Re: me wearing a black bra under a white shirt.
  3. "... I mean 🙄 as if a man has ever made you do anything"
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  4. "Buzzed and naked. That could be a good chapter title in your memoir"
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  5. "You NEED that shirt"
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    The Chili's waitress's shirt. It read: ⬜️ Democratic Party ⬜️ Republican Party ☑️ Margarita Party
  6. "She just got here and she's already pant-less"
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  7. "I'd say you're funny enough"
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  8. "If you ask 'isn't it weird' about one more thing I will legitimately not speak to you for the rest of the day."
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  9. "You really won't let me have one bite of your burger? Just one"
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  10. "I told someone the other day that my least favorite thing about you is that you won't let phones touch your bed"
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  11. "I had no idea you had such an obsession with sweatshirts and I'm concerned."
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  12. "I'd rather just give in and eat lunch outside in the heat every day than listen to you bitch about how it's just so nice out."
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  13. "Please brush your hair before your hair cut Friday. At least the top layer."
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  14. "I don't understand how you think sports knowledge is wasted brain space but real housewives isn't."
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  15. "You are the bluntest thing"
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  16. "Oh my god... I've caught the inability to tell right from left from hanging out with you too often! It's contagious!"
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  17. "Are you sweating?"
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  18. "I describe you as sweet and innocent to my other friends. HA. I actually tell them you cuss a lot."
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  19. "She's improved her dance moves recently, but she still uses her arms too much."
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    Fair.
  20. "I could tell you were very hungover because you didn't even drink your mimosa."
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  21. "Shhhh. Are you telling us this story or the table over there?"
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  22. "Brunch. Tacos. Vests."
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  23. ."I know, I know... You *hate* Matt Damon."
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  24. "You got it KK" 🎶
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    My very own jingle.