Me: Described By Flippant Remarks My Friends Have Made

I'm 24! Here my friends unknowingly weighed in on my progress over the past year. 🎉
  1. 1.
    "Everything you own is nantucket brand"
  2. 2.
    "As much as I hate it, it's one of your staples.... Well that and sex hair."
    Re: me wearing a black bra under a white shirt.
  3. 3.
    "... I mean 🙄 as if a man has ever made you do anything"
  4. 4.
    "Buzzed and naked. That could be a good chapter title in your memoir"
  5. 5.
    "You NEED that shirt"
    The Chili's waitress's shirt. It read: ⬜️ Democratic Party ⬜️ Republican Party ☑️ Margarita Party
  6. 6.
    "She just got here and she's already pant-less"
  7. 7.
    "I'd say you're funny enough"
  8. 8.
    "If you ask 'isn't it weird' about one more thing I will legitimately not speak to you for the rest of the day."
  9. 9.
    "You really won't let me have one bite of your burger? Just one"
  10. 10.
    "I told someone the other day that my least favorite thing about you is that you won't let phones touch your bed"
  11. 11.
    "I had no idea you had such an obsession with sweatshirts and I'm concerned."
  12. 12.
    "I'd rather just give in and eat lunch outside in the heat every day than listen to you bitch about how it's just so nice out."
  13. 13.
    "Please brush your hair before your hair cut Friday. At least the top layer."
  14. 14.
    "I don't understand how you think sports knowledge is wasted brain space but real housewives isn't."
    💁🏼
  15. 15.
    "You are the bluntest thing"
  16. 16.
    "Oh my god... I've caught the inability to tell right from left from hanging out with you too often! It's contagious!"
  17. 17.
    "Are you sweating?"
  18. 18.
    "I describe you as sweet and innocent to my other friends. HA. I actually tell them you cuss a lot."
  19. 19.
    "She's improved her dance moves recently, but she still uses her arms too much."
    Fair.
  20. 20.
    "I could tell you were very hungover because you didn't even drink your mimosa."
  21. 21.
    "Shhhh. Are you telling us this story or the table over there?"
  22. 22.
    "Brunch. Tacos. Vests."
  23. 23.
    ."I know, I know... You *hate* Matt Damon."
  24. 24.
    "You got it KK" 🎶
    My very own jingle.