REASONS WHY MY GRANDMA HAS CALLED ME
Her name is Jeannette and she is everything to me.
- •To let me know she was trying to buy my sister a North Face jacket online from Dick's Sporting Goods and instead found porn.I was in high school art class and she was crying.
- •To ask if I'm voting for Hillary and then lecture me before I answered.I hung up.
- •To ask if any of my friends would be willing to come up and visit them in Cape Cod.Not me... my friends.
- •To say she missed my ex. And then she asked if she could call him "to give him a piece of her mind."She's still more upset than I ever was.
- •To ask what I've eaten so far today.This was a weekly occurrence in college. Still happens from time to time.
- •To tell me she's going to Niagara Falls.Nothing more.