For the memoir I won't write
  1. Not Exactly Grace Kelly
    Stolen from a line in the Mindy project. Probably copyright infringement.
  2. Oops
  3. This Might Sound Stupid, But
  4. What I'm About to Say Will Probably Seem Bitchy...
    But You Know Me So it's Fine
  5. I planned on Marrying Jimmy Fallon
    But that don't work out, so here's a book to pay da bill$
  6. I was Told There'd Be Tacos
    A knockoff of 'I Was Told There'd Be Cake' Copyright infringement for sure.
  7. Life: On The Rocks With Salt