BEST TEXTS I'VE GOTTEN TODAH
- •Once you get this one you'll be hookedIn reference to tattoos, not drugs. Although drugs would be funnier.
- •RTSent from a group chat. Someone said something and the other person put "RT" as in "retweet" as in "I second that" as in my friends are retarded
- •The old Tabu Tattoo? That's where I went!My mom sent this to me after I told her about my tattoo. This was a normal response for her. A not normal but also completely normal response to hearing your daughter get a tattoo would be "WHAT?!". But sadly no I was graced with a cool mom.
- •SomberI babysat for someone who was going to a coldplay concert. I texted them asking how awesome it was and this was the one word response. They came back completely shit faced so I don't know what happened in between.
- •Oh shit you got one?!?