my boss is busy [neglecting me] so I have nothing to do but make this list
  1. Playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood Game
  2. Drinking orange juice straight from the carton
  3. Watching TheEllenShow videos on YouTube for hours on end
  4. Sticking my gum under a desk when I'm too lazy to get up
  5. Seeing how long it takes me to finish my water bottle
  6. Making lists when I probably shouldn't be
  7. The song "Or Nah" By Ty Dolla $ign ft. The Weeknd, Wiz Khalifa, and DJ Mustard