LIST ARRANGEMENTS?

Is it just me?
  1. I think of funny/clever (to me at least) list
  2. I type it all out, usually saving the "best" item for last
  3. Then I stare at it for a while
  4. Truly think long and hard about the order
  5. Should I put the "best" item in the middle?
  6. Should I keep it at the end?
  7. Should it be the first item?
  8. If I keep it at the end will people know I "saved the best for last"
  9. If I throw it in the middle will they feel the end is a let down
  10. Or should I put it first to attract attention to my list
  11. But then again what if the rest of the list does not live up to said "best" item
  12. Tough decisions