INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS YOU HAVE WHEN LEARNING YOUR DOG HAS FAST-MOVING CANCER

  1. And we just bought all that dog food
  2. Should we keep his bed in case we get another dog?
  3. I wish I didn't say all those mean things about him
  4. I'm glad this isn't one of those things where we spend $5k to keep him alive for two years
  5. It's because I didn't pet him enough
  6. I guess we'll save money on dog food when it's all over.