THE UNSUNG HERO OF THE HARRY POTTER SERIES

The bravest, most humble creature in all the Wizarding World:
  1. The Flying Ford Anglia.
  2. Ron and Harry were almost eaten by thousands of spiders.
  3. Thousands.
  4. Of.
  5. (Giant) spiders.
  6. Then this magical bitch flies outta nowhere and saves their damn lives.
  7. No points to Gryffindor.
  8. No new Quidditch captain.
  9. No "The Car Who Lived" title.
  10. This magical car just shows up, opens its doors to two twelve year old idiots, and SAVES THEIR LIVES
  11. No questions asked.
  12. Then it goes back into the forest forever to chill and probably save like 900 more Hogwarts children's lives.
    I'll just wait here to save others
  13. Flying Ford Anglia, you majestic ocean unicorn.